My boys my boys, what was you thinkin? Why couldnt you stop at Nuevo Retro? I already had to explain away Yamanote Line as being 'Jazz Fusion Blues' and dont get me started on that bloody song about Ned Kelly.
Now you know Old Roger here has had his share of run ins with the Fuzz, but my lads, all thats behind me now and I'm on the Up and Narrow now, so imagine my horror when I was handed this citation on account of Carl's Chair?
Now dont worry, your old mate Roger has sorted them right out by telling'em you're working on a new album and everything is back to normal.
It is, right? Right?
Oh my lord, I think I better have a lie down.
Dont do this to your old mate, after all we've been through together, its enough to make me take a Bex Powder. Now you may have got off lightly on this one my lads, but you'd better put that Mandolin away my boys before the Flying Squad pays another visit.
Love,
Roger.
PS: I still love the new album.